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The Grapes of Mitt by Nate Gibbs

Source: McSweeney's, Nov 12 2012, 7:02am CST

“What Al done,” he said. “Grow a beard.” “Yeah,” said Mitt. “He didn’t grow it thick enough. I been thinkin’ a hell of a lot, thinkin’ about our people livin’ like pigs with only a dozen homes, an the good rich banks layin’ fallow ...

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Le Championnat: PSG president hints at Becks role

Source: Clubcall.com  |   May 18 2013, 5:10am CDT

The former England skipper announced that he will retire from the game following next Sunday's clash at Lorient and there has been plenty of speculation about what the 38-year-old will do next. Beckham joined the Parisians ...

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French firm denies fraud over faulty breast implants

Source: Channel News Asia  |   May 17 2013, 11:36am CDT

MARSEILLE: Lawyers for the founder of French firm PIP whose faulty breast implants sparked a global health scare denied wrongdoing Friday as the court said it would deliver a verdict in December. In closing arguments, the defence called for a ...

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